The Way of the Future Church Should Scare You Silly

We believe it may be important for machines to see who is friendly to their cause and who is not. We plan on doing so by keeping track of who has done what (and for how long) to help the peaceful and respectful transition.

CERN Does Not Think The Universe Should Exist–Let Me Illustrate Why You Don’t Want Them Poking The Existential Bear

I think we have a right to understand CERN’s real motivations before they quite literally tear at the fabric of the universe. Your thoughts?